When I Grow Up

                                When I Grow Up

       When I grow up.Well let me think, um, uh OK. I want to learn to drive and get a job.Wait let me rephrase that, I will have to get a job-hopefully here:

So I can get a car and learn to drive this:

 This is the car I want. A Orange Range Rover with a safari rack and flood lights on the top.

      I want to live in a 3 or 4 bedroom house with 2 bathrooms, 1 living room and 1 kitchen.
       My future seems like a long way off but my mom said I should start thinking about it. So I'd have to think about where I want to go to college, what I want to go for and where I want to live. WOW now that's a lot to think about. Right now I think I'll just kick back, relax, and finish the 5th grade and see where my life takes me.

Nastiest Food Ever

This is the nastiest food ever. I WOULD NOT recomend trying this.

ingedients: ritz cracker

mustard

turkey

marinated artichoke heart

crushed red pepper

directions: take 1 ritz cracker and put a little dab mustard.  then put turkey on top.

next put on 1 marinated artichoke. finally sprinkle crushed red pepper on the top. VIOLA! pure nasty.

Old Man

Have you seen my cane?